The Bouncers of Velemars Paradise is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Velemar with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.207 billion Zenuals hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bone City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.9%.

The Zenual economy, worth 45.4 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,626 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime is totally unknown. Velemars Paradise's national animal is the big black cougar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kinkalism.

Velemars Paradise is ranked 119,386^th in the world and 3,299^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.